Wage Equality Warrior Pillows

Minimum wage.

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

'A word in my office Jones.'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

Executive Lifestyle

"To retain our staus as an equal opportunities employer...."

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

Thank You for Not Bringing Up My Salary

Feeding at the Trough

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

Sexual Harassment

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Executive pay.

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

"Why is she shouting"

First Class Waiting Room

"They praised my academic work....it was clear I lacked two essential qualifications...Testicles!"

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."