Vr Prints

"When are you going to wake up and face virtual reality?"

Time to try this new and improved virtual vacation. Virtual Goggles. It appears your luggage has been misdirected to Houston. Fun Park. Wait time from this point 90 Min. Rain is forecast for the next three days. Your return flight is oversold. We might be able to get you out next Tuesday. Check in. Airlines. I should have realized what was coming when they said this virtual experience had been made "more realistic" than ever!

'Wow! What graphics.'

'It's not a lie, Mom - it's virtual reality!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

Annoy Your Parents! You've done it for real. Now, play the video game!

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

Virtual hilarity

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Mac OS 20

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

"I'm naming you VP of Revolution, Action and Edgy Thinking...on one condition...that you promise not to change anything."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Life after death

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Indoor Football

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.