Voyeurism Theme T-Shirts

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"If I have to turn this wagon around ... !"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

'your hindsight is only 20400 so I'm going to fit you with a pair of 'retro specs'.'

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

The artist

"I started a new business. . ."

Man: 'Sorry Ross, i can't talk to you right now. I'm about to board the Red-eye to Chicago.'

Marooned Optometrist

"You need glasses, Roy."

"I need help with my vision - all the desert mirages I see are starting to look really blurry!"

"The following report contains images some viewers may find disturbing. . .so pay attention."

Keeping your eyes on the road can be painful.

Dad, stop! Put your glasses on! You're about to eat a stick insect!

Beauty Spot for Middle Aged Men

Couple at it !

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."

"Boating is a lot more relaxing since we sold the boat and just read the magazines!"

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

'...but if you never put me in the game coach, how will my father ever live his own sports dreams vicariously through me?'

'Anybody home?'

Eye Test.

'Lady, it's not against the law for him to watch your undies whirl around in a public dryer!'