Voting System Humorist Mugs

Vote Counter: 'Okay,DONE! It's settled! The NEIGHS have it!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

"Parts and labor?"

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Democracy - one of the drawbacks.

'They expect us to vote cold sober?'

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'

"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."

England's jester - United States' jester.

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

"Give me moderation or give me death!"

"Your honor, we'll stipulate to the fact that he looks guilty."

'Guilty? Do you realize what that will do to my 'Who's Who' listing?'

I like you as president/I like-like you as president.

'Bash Street Acadamy - Logistical Director. '

Four Seasons Total Landscaping

Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings.

Vice-President Auditions Today!

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

Sexy Voting

Elect Fred O. Pittley: The Candidate of ALL the special interests.

'In with the warden !'

"I think he's running as an independent."

'Your reason for non-attendance last time was, 'I'd seen too many courtroom dramas on telly and didn't fancy it'.'

'Effective communication with patients is ESSENTIAL, so we're going to practise drilling down to identify core interpersonal information transfer methodologies to accelerate a meaningful dialogue with Tim.'

The Snipe Hunt.

Finally, a Way to Make Money in California

"You're free to go. Please exit through the gift shop."

Jeffersuni and Pat Iraq Henry.

Biden Droppings.

'This is exactly the kind of person we should have running the country into the ground.'