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'No, thanks, pal -- I don't want to get involved.'

Prize vegetables.

National Everything Awareness Day

Couples' therapy

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Elections

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

WHO checklist

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Nurturing Activism

Hillary Clinton

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Save the termites.

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

The Specimen Hunter

"Because our constituents keep hurting our feelings!"

How to choose...

'More options!'

Revolution

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"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

I lost a bet with the cat.

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

Failure - Success

"Before we got married you said you were oversexed."

The right to protest without inconveniencing anyone.

"Apparently women use twice as many words per day as men do."