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'No, thanks, pal -- I don't want to get involved.'

Prize vegetables.

National Everything Awareness Day

Couples' therapy

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Elections

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Power in our Democracy: The Vote

WHO checklist

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Nurturing Activism

Hillary Clinton

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Save the termites.

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Because our constituents keep hurting our feelings!"

The Specimen Hunter

How to choose...

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

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Revolution

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

'More options!'

Failure - Success

"Before we got married you said you were oversexed."

The right to protest without inconveniencing anyone.

"Apparently women use twice as many words per day as men do."

Iraq elections.