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Polling Place

"Okay...I get it, my vote does matter, they're not both the same!"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

The Russian Election.

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

US election postal vote controversy

Will rule with iron fist for food.

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Farewell Donald

Election 2020

Impotent Democracy

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

"When you get right down to it, the electoral college is a form of voter suppression."

'I try to run my family like a democracy, but what I really need is a line-item veto.'

President Putin.

"Total authority"

"So that's five for bailing, and three for patching. If there are no objections, the chair will now hear arguments."

"You are a Democracy! You are free! The sky is the limit!"

King Trump

Vote for Brown

Not many votes here.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Democratic Reform in Russia