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The animals are holding an election, and some of the candidates have problems. The clam is an insider, the kangaroo has lots of personal baggage and the dog has a record of working with vicious PACs! I think the penguin is a strong candidate. The penguin? Yeah, he'll do well at the poll!

Balanced Ticket - Vote.

'I know I was just here yesterday, but the courts ordered a recount.'

Super Tuesday

"My opponent says ethics is the answer. Try feeding your family on ethics."

"Of course I'm voting! Men and women died for my right to vote! It's my civic duty! My right as a tax-paying American! I shall not be denied! My vote is my voice! Unless there's bingo...I need to check my calendar."

"Good boy."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

An informed voter is a good voter

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Russian Election.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

DUNVOTIN

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Arizona In Black