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'What the hell is that?' - 'Behold the Twisted Peel knitted doll.' - 'What does it do?' - 'It's a knitted doll, dofus. It doesn't do anyth-' - 'I gotta get me one of these' - 'Ack...k.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Colonial Larrysburg.

George Michael

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Old Book Smell

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Disco Owls

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Robert Johnson

Gustave Charpentier

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

If this van's a rockin'...

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Witch Doctor

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Never too old to rock and roll."

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

Cherub string quartets

'Old blue-screen's back!'

Voodoo Darts. . .

Happy Hour at Harry's

Zen Voodoo

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

John Lennon

Cassandra Wilson

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'