Voodoo Vibe Seeker Mugs

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Colonial Larrysburg.

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Disco Owls

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

If this van's a rockin'...

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Witch Doctor

Robert Johnson

Gustave Charpentier

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

'Old blue-screen's back!'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Mrs. Jarley's waxwork

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

Voodoo Darts. . .

Zen Voodoo

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

Wotan

Happy Hour at Harry's