Voiceover Artist In Training Prints

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

"Larry, what's the weather forecast?" "Let me ask you something. Did you make waffles this morning? Because someone had maple syrup on their hands, and I seem to recall a hand moving me... a pretty, pretty, pretty sticky hand..."

It's more than a mike!

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Joanna Lumley.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Morgan Freeman

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Ernest Borgnine

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

At the school of ventriloquism.

"I'm looking for a GPS with Morgan Freeman's voice. Maybe my husband will listen to it."

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"There it is again: some kind of weird disembodied voice describing our every move."

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

'I've lost my voice...'

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

Ventriloquist and dummies.

'I do great voice-overs.'

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'