Voice Of The Voiceless Pillows

Big candle blows out a smaller candle seeking freedom.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Mime father in the delivery room.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

The Land Before Mimes.

It's more than a mike!

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

African shadow

Human Rights

"Carl does go overboard when it comes to not waking the baby."

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Recording Studio

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Borrowed 200K for mime school

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'I'm sorry, I can't take part in your survey, I'm not your typical man in the street.'

Silent music

Pianist takes his bow whilst the singer carries on singing.

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'