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'You and grandma sound alike. Do you think she went through puberty since her last visit, too?'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

It's more than a mike!

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Then it's agreed. It doesn't have to rhyme.'

Revolution

At the school of ventriloquism.

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

Ventriloquist and dummies.

Why do my wife's lips move when I'm talking.

'Hoarse play.'

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The man who could throw his voice.

'Don't freak out...' Man and his puppet, who has a puppet of its own.

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

"Can you do that with a southern accent?"