Vocational Explorers Mugs

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Frog in the puddles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"Great, now we're lost."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Rainbow/Horizon

On board the MS Hepatology

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

"Exscuse me, but I think I'm in the wrong shaped hole."

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Fishing is fine but it's not what you'd call a spectator sport.

The Discovery of the Nile's Source