Vocabularian Mugs

Wordplay: Minimalism.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"It's a play on words."

What does aloof mean?

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

"What's another word for 'thesaurus'?"

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

"Dad, is there a word that contains all the vowels?"

"What does procrastination mean?"

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Sign on Roget's Thesaurus, Inc.: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Roget's Brontosaurus.

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

'They decided to immure the ladrone in a drogue.'

Wordplay: Me.

When English majors become waiters.

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"