Vitruvian Dog Admirers Mugs

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Foster failure

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

No, I don

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

I'm sure it's fake.

"We should get out to the country more often."

There are no rats with collars...

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Yakety-Yak

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Fifty Shades of Gray

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Flea Philosophy.

"Okay, who's purring?"

Hyenas as Pets

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Dogs and Chickens

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."