Vitruvian Dog Admirers Mugs

Leonardo Da Vinci's Dog.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Foster failure

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Meow"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Yakety-Yak

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"We should get out to the country more often."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

Flea Philosophy.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Hyenas as Pets

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Okay, who's purring?"

Dogs and Chickens