Vitamin Seeker Mugs

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Nutritional Supplements.

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

An orange,apple,banana,pear and bunch of grapes.

Low-Energy Drinks

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Hospital Departments

First past the post.

'I win!'

'It's Blurred.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

When Coffee Is Not Enough