Visual Pun Fan Mugs

"Do you take him for a walk every day?" "Yes"

Cornucopia of cornucopias.

"Go soft or go home!!!"

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."

"Okay - I can see you now."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"I would say they are mountains, but who ever heard of pink mountains?"

Skipping with a beard.

Arm Chair

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Shampoo.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Fist Bumper Cars

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

This man is an island.

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Cupid misses his shot.

"Frosty the Repairman"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Sharp Eyes

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

The Coffee Tattoo