Visual Aids Pillows

'I've lost my glasses and can't look for them until I find them.'

Forget about seeing the forest, or even the trees...right now Doug was far from that space!!

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

Mr Gashford on the Rooftop

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Speak n Spell - Pirate Edition.

Phone Dating: Man imagines a gorgeous girl while woman thinks of a handsome man.

Carrying a shadow.

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

'Hey, where's my dog?'

Large lady reading a large print book.

"No, this isn't the post office, but it's probably just as well you came."

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."

"Too much beige."

"Rex, Rex, put your glasses on! Don't sniff that bottom, it's not another dog: it's a skunk!"

"Do you have large print alphabet soup?"

Air bag on a Zimmer frame.

'I'm just studying for my eye exam.'

Forgetful pensioner writes himself a note to remind himself why he went upstairs.

"Trouble is that I can't look for my glasses until I find them!"

Really Big Print

Conference for Visually Impaired

'Bayville 3 Mil - This large-print sign for drivers with poor vision'

'Sales are unheard of here.'

Blind man with a partially sighted guide dog.

"I said did you go clubbing last night!"

"Actually it was very foggy when I left home this morning"

A blind guy's dog has died and he is dragging it around - 'We don't have the heart to tell him...'