Visual Aid Enthusiast Mugs

'If you are interested, we do sell reading glasses for $25 each.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Lost. Readi

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Old man has a walking stick case.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

George Washington's Birthday

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"E"

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'Clemmons, it makes me very uneasy when you practice your visualizing techniques at my desk...'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

Forget about seeing the forest, or even the trees...right now Doug was far from that space!!

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

Cyclops reading an eye chart

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

Optometry

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

"Working with the elderly requires significant capital investment....ramps, high raise chairs, alarms."

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

"I wish you'd have made your appointment a little sooner."