Visionary With Glasses T-Shirts

Short sighted huntsman

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Tiny Visions

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Business Target

The Day Dreamer.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Who's the artist?"

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

"How did I never notice before, Peter! Without your glasses you look just like Spider-Man!"

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"And, after they see you do this, the 'promised land' can be whatever you say it is."

'I think the eye doctor got my prescription glasses mixed up with somebody else's.'

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

Leadership Qualities

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Childrens Eye Test

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

The Thinker goes to the optician.

'My eyesight was getting worse, but thanks to my new glasses, I can play 'Monkey see, Monkey do' again...'

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"