Vision Boarding Enthusiast Prints

"I'm telling you vision boarding works."

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Lost. Readi

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"All power to the board of directors!"

Company take-over bid

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

George Washington's Birthday

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

Skateboarding

'I hate rainy days!'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"E"

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'