Vision Architect Mugs

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Team Leader

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Brainstorm in progress.

The Day Dreamer.

Human Brain

The Doorway to Ideas

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Windmill

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

"I propose we go with the second option."

Bulb

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

Thinking outside the box.

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

Irvine Welsh

Man sees Creative License Bureau

'I know I've been sitting here all morning...We're playing doctors and I'm in the waiting room.'

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

Moving buildings using a computer.

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

Lateral Thinking

Participants in the Poetry Writing Workshop imagine that they are imaginary persons in a situation of their own imagination.

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

A writer fishes for inspiration.

'Please pardon the inconvenience while this web page is under construction.'

'He's depressed because his make believe friend unfriended him on Facebook.'

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'Busy day?'