Virus Variant Tracker Mugs

Strainspotting

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Science and Coronavirus

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."

Accounting for the pandemic

'Put it under my microscope!'

Delta and Omicron Race

Covid-19 vaccine - locally-sourced $50 /shot

Covid Variants

Public Enemy #1: Coronavirus Panic

"The good news is you caught the less severe variant."

Daily Mail Reader

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

Covid Eats Up the World

COVID 22

"Who next?"

"And now I will attempt to eat a bar of chocolate."

Omicron variant

Experts concluded that the latest Loch Ness monster photograph,was merely a freak wave or floating debris.

patents

Vaccine Resistant Strains of Coronavirus

'Have you heard Katie Price had had her baby early?'

Covid Art

"You've got to admire the way he's clung on."

Covid

Covid new wave

"But I haven't finished panicking about Monkeypox yet!"

Surprise finding of the voter fraud commission

"Congratulations - it's a new variant!"

Mask and Coronavirus infections

'Lil' Bo Peep has really let herself go!'

"I make sure to tip just enough to keep the receipt from going viral."