Virus Observer Mugs

"You've got to admire the way he's clung on."

Covid Eats Up the World

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Keeping busy?"

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

'Put it under my microscope!'

Life's a bench.

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

S&P 500

Covid Variants

Alien observes Earth: A giant virus molecule.

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

A flashback on a brief, but happy life.

Covid Investigation

Public Enemy #1: Coronavirus Panic

"The good news is you caught the less severe variant."

"I know this is normal but I still feel like I should unfriend her."

Superspreader

'You've been in there for eleven weeks! I've got to pupa!'

The Virus de Milo

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

God and the Devil play poker