Virus Observer Mugs

"You've got to admire the way he's clung on."

Covid Eats Up the World

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Keeping busy?"

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

Of course he hasn't grown wings yet – You carry him everywhere.

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

'Put it under my microscope!'

"I swear, we spend more time decided which squirrel to bark at than we do actually barking at it."

Covid Vaccines

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."

Life's a bench.

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"'Location, location, location'! I think the real-estate agent sold us a dud! We haven't caught anything in two weeks..."

S&P 500

Alien observes Earth: A giant virus molecule.

Covid Variants

'Today's agenda - 1:Emerge, 2:Eat, 3:Mate, 4:Die.'

Public Enemy #1: Coronavirus Panic

Covid Investigation

"The good news is you caught the less severe variant."

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

A flashback on a brief, but happy life.

God and the Devil play poker

"I know this is normal but I still feel like I should unfriend her."

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

The Virus de Milo