Virus Joker Prints

"The tunnel at the end of the light!"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Disease Management

Get crazy once in a while

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Covid Variants

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

E=Emcee Squared

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Ready or not, here I come!'

Vacation Mobile

Coronavirus

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Chasing Covid Variants

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

Covid injected with vaccine

No infrastructure problem here

Shenanigans at the Leper Colony.

Omicron: "Viva 2022!"