Virtue Champions Prints

"No, Francis— not even if she is desperate."

Prize vegetables.

Church for sports worshipers.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

"What's next?"

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

Applying skills in teaching special needs students to dealing with colleagues.

"Well, sure I'd like to instill the values of hard work and discipline, but that takes hard work and discipline."

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

'You're on our turf, this is poet's corner.' 'It may be your corner, friend, but it's on writers block.'

Latter-day saints

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

'Society doesn't see me. They don't care. It's like I'm invisible.'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

'I'll be back later, Marge. I'm going out to build some humility.'

The winner takes it all?

"Proud parent of an honor student? Eh, whatever. Parent of an honorable student? Now that would be impressive."

"I loved my job. That's gotta count for something."

The Three Graces

Teacher to students: 'All the stuff that teaches perseverance is right here in this classroom ... that would be you.'

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

'Hope, charity, faith, patientce...to thine own self be true.' (to angel) 'Leave this man alone. You're driving him mad.'

"Well, I'd say I'm naturally curious, rather bookish and exceptionally smart. I'm good at being honest, too."

"Look at her and her bloody virtue signalling!"

'We're paying you to network, not roam around getting laid!'

The Virtue of Humility

'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'

"I received your text message about the importance of tolerance and forgiveness. Now what did you do?"

"Sooooooo.........Brian, you think you're good enough for the Humility Club."