Virtual Wedding Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Do you, shoe online shop customer number 145583774, promise to love, honor and cherish electronic online shop customer number 9634217554...'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Zumma Cum Laude

Zoom Wedding

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Online marriage ceremony.

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may send the bride a kiss emoji."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

A frat party at an online university

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

A bride and groom riding a giant fish

I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may tap the kissy lips emoji.

Christmas party for the home worker

"Play Ball!"

The first one's my cybersex partner, the other's my bit on the side.

Covid safe weddings

Virtual Inauguration

"I'm at my son's graduation ceremony."

'You may now click the bride.'

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'

Celebrations in the chat rooms

"Let's not screw up a wonderful relationship by meeting."

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may fist-bump the bride."

"Thank you so much for coming."

"Mind you, getting married on line does take some of the romance out of it."

Zoom Nation