Virtual Volleyer Prints

conversing using table tennis technology

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Second lifeReal life.

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

Busking during a pandemic

Hero of the Beach?

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"5...4...3...2..."

Indoor Football

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Remote work

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

The First Asshole

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

Arcarde Patrol

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

Where's Wilson now?