Virtual Visitor Mugs

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Obsession with the Internet.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Internet Cafe.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

Virtual Beach

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Computer Life

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Hot Towel Web Service

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."