Virtual Speedster Prints

Speeding in a video game

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Man running

Birthday Racing Car

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A souped up car...

"Take these. They'll help bring you up to speed."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

Rolling Stop.

Arcarde Patrol

"I did it Dad! I ran all the way home and beat the rain!"

Congratulations for male runner

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

Sore Loser

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

'Floor it, Mom!'

I'm very disappointed, Mr. Einstein! You, of all people, violating a speed limit!