Virtual Pioneers Mugs

Online Dating

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Internet.

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

i-teddy

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

S.S.dot.com

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Busking during a pandemic

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"5...4...3...2..."

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Remote work

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'