Virtual Meeting Facilitator Gifts

'I take it your world is upside down.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Negative Interest Meeting

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

Remote work

"Camera not working."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"Motion denied then"

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."