Virtual Hangout Master Mugs

"I'm so lonely."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Office Meeting

Covid and Restarting School

Zoom Christmas

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

Communication

Negative Interest Meeting

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

University Challenged

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

"That's what I call multi-tasking - attending two simultaneous zoom meetings while taking a nap!"

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

'What's your policy on working from home?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

"Howdy, Boss! I put the laptop on a rotating platform so we can all take turns saying 'Hi'!"

"Congratulations! You are now forging ahead in our self-isolating backdrop competition!"

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

Not far and not for long!

Peeking in on a Bat Zoom Call

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'