Virtual Gourmet Mugs

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

Down on Her.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Microwave confusion.

"What? Fish Again?"

Chinese Novel Cookie

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Chicago School of Home Economics

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

'How come you never bring meatballs?'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

Molecular Gastronomy Restaurant.

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

No Flash Photography of Meals

'Yes Sir that is the lowest calorie dish on the menu, the chef has even eaten the fish for you. He says it was wonderful.'

"May I suggest a wine and a filter setting?"

'This is iDiet, the fanziest restaurant in town. They've got virtual food only.'

Jim checks his breadbox inbox.