Virtual Class Participant T-Shirts

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Nervous Oral Testing

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'And a very merry Christmas to you...'

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

Back to Zoom Savings

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

'How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip.'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"As always. . . make sure to warm up . . . to avoid injury. . ."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

Since we started online classes, I've had to get through a long, slow lesson every day. Me too. I constantly have to teach my parents how to use technology.

Breakout Room

"I virtually finished my homework."

WE WUZ ROBBED!

Ok, class, it's Sophia's turn to read her What I Didn't do on My Summer Vacation report.

'I'm also in education. I issue bathroom passes for distance-learning students.'

The Ivies

"We don't call them substitute teachers anymore."

Care Package

Graduating in the Age of COVID

"I only know the day and month we're in because we go over them everyday in circle time."

'I switched from yoga to visualization, for relaxation. I picture a world in which all students with discipline problems attend my class online, from their homes.'

"I thought you said zumba?"

"Good to see you up bright and early."

"It was nice for his online friends to turn up!"