Virtual Caregivers Prints

"Of course, as long as this 'sick friend' is ot a character in a video game who you're trying to 'heal' so he can get to the next level."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Egg Buggy

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

"They grow up too fast."

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

Nethead strip: Attention demanding Cyberpet

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Gracebook.

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

I'm going to have a baby girl soon. What's a good name for a baby girl, Randy? Wait … you're going to have a what? Tell me you didn't just say what I think you said, little buddy. I'm going to have a baby girl. Met a lady, we fell in love, got married, and now we're going to have a baby girl. Wait ... you're talking about some video game, aren't you? I'm thinking of naming her SIMantha, but that might bee too obvious.

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

"I appreciate you want to keep an eye on me, but is that really necessary?"

The Street Kid at Christmas.

Today's Babysitter

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

'And I'm sure Brian would have appreciated his facebook friends turning up today.'

I can't handle too much change so I'm reading a four-year-old magazine while waiting for my telemedicine appointment.

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

It's 10 PM Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

"That's the fifth customer this morning - video calling the doctor's surgery because of Covid restrictions."

GPs urged to take on extra responsibility.

"In addition to a name for his birth certificate, would you like him to reserve an email address and a cell phone number for him?"

Second united church of the internet: Make Jesus your screen savior

Helping the Sick in Cuba's Covid Pandemic