Virtual Bonding Enthusiasts Prints

The Epstein family hadn't quite mastered the art of the zoom screenshot.

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

A child interrupting family prayers

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

Office Hazing

'Tommy and Billy have been inseparable since birth. You don't always find that in a placenta.'

"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"Our open office promotes the interchange of ideas… except they're not about work."

Supper.

'I think he's getting serious. He's laughing at Daddy's jokes.'

"Dad, sparklers are for kids!"

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

Young man, what have I told you about texting during family dinnertime?

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Snack Time

'What goes on in the woods stays in the woods.'

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

A man and his dog glued to their phones

"Tia Carmen, why do we get old?"