Viral Watcher T-Shirts

"I make sure to tip just enough to keep the receipt from going viral."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Coronavirus

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"It's the American version, type in 'Adultery' and it comes out with 'Inappropriate relationship' "

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."

"It's early days but the new variant does seem a lot less aggressive!"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

Institute of Infectious Diseases

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

Covid Variants

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."

Public Enemy #1: Coronavirus Panic

"The good news is you caught the less severe variant."

Covid Eats Up the World

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

Summer of 2020

'Oh, Jeez, that is SO STUPID!!!... Let me see it again.'

"It's not fair. . . thoe cute puppy videos set an impossible standard the rest of us have to live up to!"

Sponsored vaccines

"And now I will attempt to eat a bar of chocolate."

Saturated Fat...Might Work.

More Toxic Assets.