Viral Video Hunter Gifts

Great news, Mrs. Cohen. Screw off, geek boy. Remember that video I took of you screaming? Well I loaded it on to Youtube. You're one of the day's most watched videos. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"Yes, I watched your audition video - twice. It's okay. But in all honesty, you just don't have that certain je ne sais quoi needed to go viral."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Elephant ass selfie.

"She's all over YouTube."

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

Covid Lab Theory

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"Congratulations. Your ad isn't selling out product, but it's a YouTube sensation."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"This hilarious prank of yours is gonna go viral. This is a prank isn't it, Phil?"

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"I don't do videos for fame and fortune, I do them for catnip and belly rubs."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Never mind how many hits you can get on Youtube!'

Trump in Washington

"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"