Viral Video Hunter Gifts

"Yes, I watched your audition video - twice. It's okay. But in all honesty, you just don't have that certain je ne sais quoi needed to go viral."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Elephant ass selfie.

"She's all over YouTube."

Covid Lab Theory

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"It's such a pleasure to meet you - you look even sleepier in person than you do on YouTube."

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

"I think Fifi has starred in enough videos for a while."

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

"On the plus side, the video of you lighting that BBQ has gone viral."

"We're paying the best social media consultants in town and we're still not getting as many hits as you. What's your secret!?"

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

"I don't care how many hits on YouTube you'll get – let go!"

"Sorry, Mom - that clip of you and the squirrel got a lot of views."

Ned hated being famous: "Hey, everybody! It's the substitute weather guy who wore a green sweater on camera and looked like he had a hole in his body!"