Viral Trend Expert Prints

"In the future, everyone will experience 15 minutes of public shame."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

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Weird things I do because of the internet

Elephant ass selfie.

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

Coronavirus

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'With our marketing budget so limited our best chance is to make commercials that are SO bad that they'll go viral.'

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

The Bland Leading the Bland

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Social Media

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

Flossing

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'Our research department analysts always expect tech stock to move higher, but they don't know which ones or when.'

Cinema: Now Playing - Based on the selfie that went viral.

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

"I annoyed my friends by posting pics of my meals, so I stopped that and am posting my Wordle scores instead."

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

Impact of E-Commerce

"Hold on. I've got a call on my other wrist..."