Viral News Fanatic T-Shirts

Swine Flu Party: Do help yourself to the HN51 and there's some avian in the fridge.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Obsession with the Internet.

Elephant ass selfie.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Boris in Lockdown

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Nervous World Markets.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Political Debate, 'I'd like a word with the debate chairman.'

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"President Gorbachev had his hands full again today."

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

The Panic Forecast

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

'We didn't accomplish much at the meeting, but the video's gone viral.'

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."