Viral Contender T-Shirts

"To think just a few weeks ago he was a lazy bum and now he's saving the world!"

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

Gene Therapy

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

AEDES: Serial Killer - Zika, Dengue, Fiebre Amarilla, Chikungunya.

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'I mean, how totally lame is this? Just as the marketing for our new video game was about to go viral, the Center for Disease Control shut us down!'

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

Trump in Washington

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

"As you know our marketing budget is small. We need to make a really bad commercial and hope it goes viral!"

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

"Think about it Dad: as a Social Media influencer, I could lobby gardeners around the world to plant more carrots..."

Lawyers Playing Tennis

A new TV format: "The day after the funniest home videos".

Boxer with glasses.

Summer of 2020

"Success nowadays is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent going viral."

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

More Toxic Assets.

No Vaccination

"I want to make my mark on the world—and have it disappear in ten seconds."

'Think of this as an opportunity. All those great contests employees are ineligible to win...well, now you're eligible.'

"Why couldn't we come up with an irritating catch phrase like that?"

Lance, have you ever had something you posted on Facebook go viral? No. The closest I came to that was that time on Twitter when a tweet of mine went bacterial.

Game Over: Man Beaten Up By A Computer

Swine Flu

"That Corona is a real bitch!"

Covid Hourglass