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"No need to bust a gut, sir, this is a celebrity gym. . . I'll get someone to come over and touch those toes for you."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

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"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

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"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Champagne Charlie.

'New money or old money?'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

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"Welcome to our private banking group."

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"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

"It's a pretty luxurious life. I even have my own driver."

'Is he in a better place? We're not quite sure, since he lived in the Hamptons..'

'Satellite TV? You're spoiling that kid.'

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Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.