Violence Prevention Mugs

America, are we learning anything?

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Men's Health Screenings.

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

AIDS prevention

'Your father installed a security system.'

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

Neighborhood Watch.

School boy nicknames: then and now.

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

"Alexa, how do I stop knife crime?"

Wot Chew Lookin' AT!

A-1 security from crime....

'Can I call you back? I'm expecting someone.'

'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

"Can I call you back?"

'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the convenient option of setting up a direct debit?'

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

"Would you like me to radio for a social worker,before or after your mugging?"

Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).

"Not now, I'm on my break."

'Police to hand out fixed-penalty fines.'

'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'

"Say NO to drugs."