Vinyl Vixen Pillows

Diva

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Queen of Quinoa

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Fossil record player.

Toast at the Ball

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Groovy Baby

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Complete Makeover

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

The Music Lover.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"The record player is skipping again."

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

Music Freak.

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

Bob Dylan

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"Work with me!"

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."