Vinyl Vixen Pillows

Diva

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Queen of Quinoa

Fossil record player.

Toast at the Ball

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"You know you're getting old when..."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Groovy Baby

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Complete Makeover

Robert Drake

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"The record player is skipping again."

The Music Lover.

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

His master's chill-out album

Joan Jett

Music Freak.

Bob Dylan

"Such a heavenly night I spent in your bed."

"Work with me!"

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."