Vinyl Treasure Hunter Prints

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Archaeologists discover a football

'It's a treasure map.'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"