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RETRO DANCE: Todd's misunderstanding of 'retro' begins to sink in.

Louis Armstrong

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

The height of fashion in 1796

"This next one's another oldie."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

The Old Time Television Channel

Swing dancers.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Ringo Starr

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Old Book Smell

Robert Drake

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

A 60's pop group