Vintage Vibe Chaser Mugs

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

Artist's impression of a prehistoric metrosexual...

'I haven't seen you for 20 years. If it wasn't for that coat I wouldn't have recognized you.'

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

"Bob's only attracted to lava lamps."

'Good evening. I am an onscreen announcer, so you must have time-travelled back to 1956.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'It's like listening to the 1950s. You can hear the dentures whistling.'

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"This next one's another oldie."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

New Age Store.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Martini is invented.

The Old Time Television Channel

Swing dancers.

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Old Book Smell

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Disco Owls

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Robert Johnson