Vintage Tv Prints

"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"

The Bronze Age of Television

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

You're watching "Get Smart." Individual results may vary.

Nice jacket. Ralph Lauren? Ralph Kramden.

Look, the Bionic Woman is back! Wow! That was one long commercial break!

'Huh! I grew up with Lassie, and she wasn't as sweet and innocent as everybody thinks...'

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'Apparently, the government thought this would be more fun than just issuing regular identity cards.'

'Back in the day, things were simpler...It only took 4 stations to bore us.'

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Milk and two sugars please...'

'More retro programming!'

Joan Hickson

TV jester.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

"Hey, you've fixed the telly too!"

Wild and crazy salmon

"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"I wish I could give you more on the trade-in, but all that guano really did a number on the paint."