Vintage Toy Lovers Mugs

Rocking Horse

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"That'll be five bucks."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Inaction Figure

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Jack in the Box

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

The Lost Tribe

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

Toy Store/Battery Store

'I think it's nice for kids to have wooden toys.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'

Jack-in-a-box popping out of a computer monitor.

Kids today

Toys for Tots

Birthday cakes on porch on hot day

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

"They don't make formula the way they used to."

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

"Pistols at dawn?"

Etch-a-sketch artist.

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

Rocking Horse

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Fed up in Flint," you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java.net Cybercafe. I bought a dirt-cheap house in Flint, hoping to rent it out. I had it renovated, and then the day before our open-house, someone broke in and stole all our plumbing. So what?! In my day, nobody had plumbing! We did our business in a ditch down by the river and we were glad about it! List it as "vintage Americana" and quit yer complainin'! But they took the roof, too. In my day, a roof

"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday